I've Got Skillz!!

One of my surgeons, Mr. Farmer (That's how you refer to a specialist in the UK) greeted us, told us to sit down, looked at Don and said, "She was amazing! I mean, totally amazing! Some colonoscopies last five minutes and hers went on forever. I thought it would never end. One of the toughest I've done. And she did amazing. (Looking at me,) You were amazing!"

Okay, so I don't have a book published yet and I haven't sold a song but this just goes to show...
I've got some SKILLS, baby!

I can rock a colonoscopy like no other!

I mean, what more could a girl ask for?! Everyone deserves to be good at something, and now I have no doubt about where my talents lie. That colonoscopy was a gift! I will forever go down in Mr. Farmer's history as Colonoscopy Superwoman!

I know my calling. I have finally arrived. Satisfaction is mine. My quest for success is complete.

Wait...

I still wouldn't mind a book deal. Any offers?

P.S. Yes, my birthday is coming up. Now you know what you can get me. ;)