Such a Compromising Position!

Okay. So this will be my most self-serving piece of "work" I have ever written. Although I am almost sure by the end of this post you will have pity on me. If so, please help me out.
 I find myself in an, umm, "delicate position". (You'll find this funny in a moment.)
Of course, since I am putting my thoughts out there for the whole world to see, my hopes would be that, well, the whole world will see. Okay, maybe not the whole world, but as many who, after given the chance to read one post, wish to read more.
Now.
Word is getting out. I have fans in exotic places such as Latvia, Germany, India and the likes.
But.
There's just one problem.
I looked at a recurring referring URL in one such exotic country and it turns out...well...it is a porn site.
Good grief.
So could you help a poor girl out?
If you like a post, please press the Facebook "Like" button on the blog post page itself, and that will spread the word in a more, umm, respectable fashion.
I hate being in this (pardon the pun) compromising position of asking for your help, but thought I'd risk you seeing me as an egomaniac and hope you see me rather as a humble, perhaps sometimes pathetic but hilarious writer who's just trying to catch a break.
Seriously, thanks for following and I hope to return the favour some day.
Just call me the next time porn starts chasing you down.

You scratch my back, I'll scra-
Never mind.
That somehow just sounds wrong. ;)